the president needs a seamstress, he seems stressed

They're calling him Cheeto Mussolini but in my eyes, he's the Doritos Berlusconi. They’re on to something but Ketchup Doritos captures his likeness so much more, much like how Trump is recapturing the devastated Ketchup Doritos fields of Syria from the Islamic State.

Back in Time, he was a huckster and demagogue but let's remember that I'm not the one who said it, I just spread it. Fox News noticed the slight made by the usually right-wing mag which got me thinkin': what if I was just thinking one thing over here, and the author's intention was on the other side of the wall?

True, the use of those words today have negative connotations and stand in juxtaposition to their positive usage of yesteryear. Could there could be another explanation for those who see negative criticism in everything Donald Trump does or in any criticism of the man? 

What if the author was writing in the style of the period of ancient Greece and Rome to match the style of the politics and governance of the Trump administration? 

Maybe a populist would have been more kind, certainly less confusing to his followers and Fox News. They don't understand the patricians words even while they spread their love for the point of the pyramid, maybe they should give themselves a Doritos dust masque in hopes that by being like the Donald they could understand the Donald. Or maybe the Donald is too far above and we should settle for these unidimensional views of the man, maybe we just need to crunch down on some Ketchup Doritos and find the same zen-state that Doritos Don has found.

Here's some other synonyms used to refer to Trump that you may want to employ or grapple over or at least prepare yourself for while eating Ketchup Doritos and reading the daily news:

A Republican? 

A businessman? 

Or how about good ol' fashioned president of the United States as this is certainly a reality. 

A conservative? 

An anti-establishment outsider? 

An article reminds us of Trump's own words,
            "...look, I was part of the establishment. Let me explain. I was the establishment two months ago. I was like the fair-haired boy. I was a giver, a big giver. Once I decided to run, all of a sudden I'm sort of semi-anti-establishment."

A celebrity? 

A 21st-century politician? 

An entertainer? 

A Leader, the kind that you find at the bottom of a bag of Ketchup Doritos, a welcome surprise like finding a Ruby at a Bunga Bunga Party.

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