Will Donald Trump support the KD Cause if they wish him a Merry Christmas?

I conducted a search to find other coveted flavours of Doritos that are discontinued or are available somewhere just not everywhere. I hoped to speak to their mourners with whom I could find inspiration and garner the tools to drive on in the "KD Cause", or at the very least some solace.

I read many stories of past flavour flings and saw instgrams of flavours isolated here and there.

Donald Trump would love the Crispy Salmon flavour from Japan as it wishes the consumer a Merry Christmas from the words clearly visible on the outside packaging. Then again, are Doritos a tad too Mexican for Donald?